Hey guess what time it is? DELIBERATE MEGA MAN ROM HACK MAKER BAIT TIME! YAAAAAY! I mean hey if some guy went and did a game where Mega Man fights Street Fighter characters….

In a desperate bid to do SOMETHING productive yesterday I did this crappy picture and crappy sprite art you see before you, hell I even went and did the basic boss stats and weapon description for each “Not Robot Master” shown…

PURITY WOMAN
WEAPON GET; Perfect Slash - a weaponized dash move that utilizes a sword like weapon to cut, it renders the user invincible during use and is also usable in the air allowing the user to fly foward in short quick bursts.
RECOMMENDED WEAKNESS; Friendship Wish, Golden Laser
STAGE; Militarized Highschool
STAGE MUSIC; Before my Body is Dry

GHOST MAN
WEAPON GET; Black Reaper - when used on the ground it creates a wave of black energy shaped like a sword slash that travels along the ground and up walls, used in the air it is merely a melee sword weapon attack.
RECOMMENDED WEAKNESS; Perfect Slash, Moonlight Dance
STAGE; Oriental Demon World
STAGE MUSIC; Number One

NOVA MAN
WEAPON GET; Golden Laser - a gathering of solar energy that is fired from the hand in a powerful armor piercing wave beam.
RECOMMENDED WEAKNESS; Space Crystal, Meteor Call
STAGE; Giant Easter Dragons flying throughout a Metropolis City
STAGE MUSIC; Rock the Dragon

WITCH WOMAN
WEAPON GET; Moonlight Dance - a barrier of magical moon energy that envelopes the user renduring them invincible for a few seconds.
RECOMMENDED WEAKNESS; Vampiric Bullet, Meteor Call
STAGE; Magical Candy Palace
STAGE MUSIC; Moonlight Denstsu

DISNEY MAN
WEAPON GET; Friendship Wish - an ability to summon a randomly chosen being from another world to act as an enemy seeking familiar that will home in on a nearby target to deal a single hit, only one being can be on the screen at a time, each familiar has different behaviors based on movement.
RECOMMENDED WEAKNESS; Space Crystal, Vampiric Bullet
STAGE; Tropical Island Paradise
STAGE MUSIC; Hikari Kingdom

(If this were implemented in a Mega Man rom hack, the Friendship Wish weapon could literally be character sprites from Disney Capcom NES games just for that added dose of meta.)

MASS WOMAN
WEAPON GET; Space Crystal - a platform made of alien crystal matierial that can be used as a stable platform, only two of these can be on screen at once, any enemies that come into contact with these crystal platforms are damaged.
RECOMMENDED WEAKNESS; Moonlight Dance, Perfect Slash
STAGE; Alien Spacecraft
STAGE MUSIC; Tenchi Universe Opening

BLOOD MAN
WEAPON GET; VAMPIRIC BULLET - a literal demonic gunshot that can be fired in one of eight directions, if it hits an enemy unit the user is given a small health restoring pellet.
RECOMMENDED WEAKNESS; Golden Laser, Meteor Call
STAGE; Haunted Cathedral Castle
STAGE MUSIC; A World Without Logos

ANGEL MAN
WEAPON GET; Meteor Call - a giant burning energy burst that shoots straight down at the space just a few pixels in front of the user, can go through the floor and deals armor piercing damage.
RECOMMENDED WEAKNESS; Black Reaper, Perfect Slash
STAGE; Forbidden Bioweapon Developement Lab
STAGE MUSIC; FFVII Battle Them
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At this point I even thought up a storyline for this nonsense -

In the year 20XX AD, a mysterious man named Dio Brando appears from another universe. With the forced assistance of that idiot Dr. Wily this mysterious man seeks to host a grand fighting tournament across the dimensions. Already about sixteen participants have reached the top rankings and soon the battles become more heated threatening to lead several worlds to ruin in the escalating chaos. It falls upon the Super Fighting Robot Mega Man to defy this Dio and put an end to this madness before it is too late…
I’m thinking it would go like in Mega Man 3 whereass after the first eight shown here you have to replay four of the levels (The Goku, Satsuki, Sora and Alucard levels specifically) and fight two new oppents in each, then during the Wily Stages you would randomly encounter any eight out of the sixteen bosses over the course of the first four Wily Stages (like two per level).

So yeah if any Rom Hackers feel inclined to go and do this, have fun :3

Terry, why do YOU think Twilight and Fluttershy are the best lesbian couple?

You mean besides the fact that they are my two favorite characters (from a more biased point of view that is)? Not much I guess XD

Have you read a doujinshi titled "Futanari Fencing"? It's on E-Hentai if you haven't. The title pretty much covers what it's about, I thought you might be interested.

Seen it, goddamn that was hot XD

I guess Chun Li likes her futas the same way she likes her coffee…

I guess Chun Li likes her futas the same way she likes her coffee…

Where did you get the idea for shipping Ichigo and Ryuko? Is it cuz of ZANGETSU and SENGETSU?

No that’s just silly willy nilly. 

Truth is I find a few similarities between them I can’t really explain properly that they just sort of click with me on some level :3

Why does Orihime look so ticked off at Ichigo and Ryuko? It's been years since I last read Bleach, but I always assumed she was in a lesbian relationship with that jock girl.

Well supposedly she is Ichigo’s canonical love interest in Bleach.

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 


SANTA MARIA X_X

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

SANTA MARIA X_X

GET THIS MAN SOME PEPTO BISMOL NOW!

shadowbird712:

petitpanda:

duckymonstah:

shizuo-and-izayas-kismesistude:

postmortemtsarina:

alexandraplumpkin:

randomzodiac:

cinnamonmuffins:

kuvera:

poke-problems:

WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME

ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL

PLEASE DO HELP ME

WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY

WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE 

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS

HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING 

WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?
WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?
WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?
WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE
…
HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!

WHY AM I ENCOURAGING MY CHARGES TO RECKLESSLY CHASE AFTER EVERY SPECIES OF POKéMON IN EXISTENCE, NO MATTER HOW RARE THEY ARE, EVEN WHEN DOING SO WOULD WRECK ALL THE SHIT ON THE PLANET SINCE THE TASK INCLUDES CATCHING LEGENDS THAT HOLD THE EARTH IN A PRECARIOUS BALANCE?
AND WHY DO I KEEP DOING SO WHEN THE NUMBER OF NEWLY DISCOVERED POKéMON KEEPS RISING SEEMINGLY INFINITELY?


WHY IN THE NAME OF THE HELIX DID I CLASSIFY PORYGON AS A NORMAL TYPE INSTEAD OF AN ELECTRIC TYPE?! I MEAN HE’S A GODDAMN DIGITAL MONSTER MOST LIKELY MADE OF A FORM OF ELECTRICITY! VECTOR SIGMA WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

shadowbird712:

petitpanda:

duckymonstah:

shizuo-and-izayas-kismesistude:

postmortemtsarina:

alexandraplumpkin:

randomzodiac:

cinnamonmuffins:

kuvera:

poke-problems:

WHAT’S MY GRANDSON’S NAME

ARE THEY A BOY OR A GIRL

PLEASE DO HELP ME

WHY MUST MY HAIR BE GREY

WHICH START POKEMON ARE THEY GOING TO CHOOSE 

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR BIKE INDOORS

WHY WOULD YOU FISH ON GRASS

HOW DO I KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO USE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USING 

WHY CAN’T THE POKEMART JUST DELIVER THE POKEDEXES TO MY LAB?

WHY DID I CONGRATULATE THE NEW KID ON BEATING THE ELITE 4 AND CHAMPION MORE THAN MY OWN GRANDSON?

WHY DO I KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HIM SO OFTEN?

WHY DO I NEVER DRAW ILLUSTRATIONS ANY MORE? I WAS REALLY GOOD AT THAT.

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THAT ASH WENT BACK IN TIME AND MET ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD SO IT’S HIGHLY PROBABLE THAT ALL MODERN CREATIONS IN POKEMON DATA COLLECTION ARE BASED OFF OF DESIGNS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ASH BROUGHT BACK WITH HIM TO THE PAST WHICH I THEN IMPLEMENTED AND DESIGNED IN THE FUTURE, NOT TO MENTION THE OBVIOUS IMPLICATIONS OF ME MEETING ASH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE PAST AND THEN STARTING HIM ON HIS QUEST TO BECOME A POKEMON MASTER WHICH LEAD TO HIM GOING BACK INTO THE PAST TO EVEN MAKE ANY OF THIS POSSIBLE

HOW DO YOU EVEN CATCH 30 GOD DAMN TAUROS AND WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THEM AT MY HOUSE YOU ASSHOLE?!

WHY AM I ENCOURAGING MY CHARGES TO RECKLESSLY CHASE AFTER EVERY SPECIES OF POKéMON IN EXISTENCE, NO MATTER HOW RARE THEY ARE, EVEN WHEN DOING SO WOULD WRECK ALL THE SHIT ON THE PLANET SINCE THE TASK INCLUDES CATCHING LEGENDS THAT HOLD THE EARTH IN A PRECARIOUS BALANCE?

AND WHY DO I KEEP DOING SO WHEN THE NUMBER OF NEWLY DISCOVERED POKéMON KEEPS RISING SEEMINGLY INFINITELY?

WHY IN THE NAME OF THE HELIX DID I CLASSIFY PORYGON AS A NORMAL TYPE INSTEAD OF AN ELECTRIC TYPE?! I MEAN HE’S A GODDAMN DIGITAL MONSTER MOST LIKELY MADE OF A FORM OF ELECTRICITY! VECTOR SIGMA WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

Well this has been the worst mistake Terry’s ever made, let’s just call this a “Big Lipped Aligator Moment” and never speak of it again….

Well that’s a major bummer. Maybe you’ll have better luck just making Sailor Fukus?

In unrelated news, the ending theme for the new Stardust Crusaders anime is, get this, Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles.

Well why wouldn’t a “Tanooki Suit” not turn a woman into a futa? Aren’t Tanookies known for their big magical balls?

Well why wouldn’t a “Tanooki Suit” not turn a woman into a futa? Aren’t Tanookies known for their big magical balls?

Cause dammit we can’t leave out the Quick D….

Cause dammit we can’t leave out the Quick D….

Soundwave is watching this and going “You modern children are fucking casuals”. Joking saide some of these kids reactions are just too much XD

And then suddenly Satsuki with green eyes….okay then….

And then suddenly Satsuki with green eyes….okay then….